Wednesday, October 31, 2007

4 18+ Gentlemen's Eyes Only

:D :)
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
:) :D
Source : Forwardedfunnies.com

One Laptop per Child Project

US$200 XOLaptops
433MHz of AMD Processor
1 Gigabyte of Flash Memory
Linux OS
7.5inch 1200x900(200DPI) LCD Screen
Build-in Wireless Networking
Build-in Camera,Microphone,Speaker,Touchpad
Software Suite (Web Browser,Word Processor,Multimedia Authoring,Programming Tools)


Detail about specifications here
FAQ here
Promotion will begin on 12th November.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Addicted to Blogging?

သင္ဘေလာ႔ဂ္စြဲေနျပီလား ? တဲ႔

အစ္ကိုစိုးထက္ရယ္ေမးမွ ေမးတတ္တယ္။ ဘာလို႔ေမးတာလဲေပါ႔။ အစ္ကိုစိုးထက္ရဲ႔ ဘေလာ႔ဂ္ကို သြားၾကည္႔မွ “ ေၾသာ္...ဒီလိုေတြ ဘေလာ႔ဂ္ရပ္၀န္းမွာ ျဖစ္ေနတယ္ပါလား ” ေပါ႔။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္လည္း အဲဒီ How Addicted to Blogging Are You ? မွာသြားျပီး ကိုယ္႔ကိုယ္ကို ရွာေဖြၾကည္႔လိုက္တာ .... ဒီလိုတဲ႔။

70%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?
ဒီအတြက္ Solution တစ္ခုကို ဆိုဒ္တစ္ခုမွာ ဖတ္ဖူးပါတယ္။ အဲဒါကို ျပန္လည္ေ၀မွ်လိုက္ပါတယ္။ ဘာသာမျပန္ထားတဲ႔ မူရင္းကိုပဲ ဖတ္ၾကည္႔လိုက္ၾကပါ။ How to Cure your Blogging Addiction in 7 Easy Steps တဲ႔။ http://www.theblogcolumnist.com/ မွာေရးထားတာေလး ေတြပါ။

Step #1 - 11pm Means 11pm … Not 2am
When you say you’ll stop blogging and doing blogging-related things and hit the sack at 11pm then make it 11pm. Don’t catch yourself blogging away at 2am in the morning. Be firm on this. Place a curfew on yourself. And no, don’t just move the curfew to 2am.

Step #2 - No More … Good Morning, Computer
Do not turn the computer on first thing in the morning, a habit that every blogger would surely understand. But there might be something I’m missing you tell yourself - an important email, that post in my rss reader that might spark an idea that could get me digged or stumbled upon. Blah, blah … whatever. The world will still spin. Go and wake up properly, have a coffee and some breakfast - and then head into your “blogging” office at a nice and leisurely pace.

Step #3 - Dear Statistics… We’re Seeing Too Much of Each Other
Blogging and stat checking go hand-in-hand. So … limit the number of times you check your blog stats. Once a week is good enough. And if you miss a week, then so bloody what. Life goes on! And don’t use every stat package known to man that is out there or is released. Pick one and stick to it.

Step #4 - Post Only Once a Day
Yep, you read that right. Try it. Sometimes less is more … unless that is, of course, if you’re really after the quantity that AdSense demands. Okay, so lets say you post 5 posts a day. Try only 3. It doesn’t really matter how much you currently post - just try posting a little less. And gosh damn it, if you miss a day of posting or have nothing to say then so what … the world won’t stop.

Step # 5 - Destroy your RSS Feeds
Yup. Set in alight. Delete everything. And start from scratch. Only subscribe to feeds you actually read. Don’t worry about possibly missing something - it’ll bounce around the echo chamber and reach you soon enough. And keep trimming and pruning your feed list - be ruthless.

Step #6 - Get Out of the House
Yes, there is a world out there. Go for a walk. Smell the roses. Talk to a real person face to face. Go to your local pub/cafe/eatery - whatever you fancy. Leave your laptop/pda/crackberry behind. Make it a ritual: once a week, once a day … whatever, just knowing that you are stepping away from your blogging world will give you some peace of mind.

Step #7 - Dump your Broadband
Finally, if all else fails switch back to dial-up. Dump your broadband connection and you’ll soon get so annoyed with how slow it used to be that you’ll just want to get away from that damn, slow, annoying computer.

And there you go - my 7 step program for curing blog addiction.

ကၽြန္ေတာ္ဖတ္ဖူးတာ တစ္ခုရွိပါတယ္။
BLOGGING IS NOT LIFE
LIFE IS LIFE တဲ႔ ။

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Blogging Addiction

Blogapathy _ a condition caused by excessive blogging leaves little time for keeping up with current events and pop culture.
“ It’s like—I don’t even care anymore what goes on in the world—unless it affects my blog ” (swiped from Bloggers Anonymous)

Disabling Error Report

ဘာေၾကာင္႔ျဖစ္မွန္းမသိဘဲ တစ္ခုခုဖြင္႔လိုက္ရင္ Send , Don't Send စတဲ႔ Error Report နဲ႔တိုးလို႔ စိတ္အေႏွာင္႔အယွက္ျဖစ္မယ္ဆိုရင္ ဒီလိုလုပ္လို႔ရပါတယ္။
[Start] [Run] [gpedit.msc]
[Local Computer Policy]
Computer Configuration နဲ႔ User Configuration ႏွစ္မ်ိဳးကို ေတြ႔ရပါမယ္။
User Configuration > Administrative Templates > Windows Components > Windows Error Reporting
Windows Error Reporting ကို ညာကလစ္ေထာက္ျပီး Properties ကိုသြားရင္ျဖစ္ျဖစ္ ... ကလစ္ႏွစ္ခ်က္ေခါက္ရင္ျဖစ္ျဖစ္ Message Box တစ္ခုတက္လာပါမယ္။
Not Configured / Enabled / Disabled မွာ Enabled ကိုေရြးပါ။ OK.
ဒါက Group Policy Editor ကိုသံုးျပီး Error Report ကိုပိတ္တာပါ။

ေနာက္တစ္ခုက Registry ျပင္တာ။
[Start] [Run] [Regedit]
Registry Key: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\PCHealth\ErrorReporting
ညာဘက္၀င္းဒိုးလြတ္တဲ႔ေနရာမွာ Right Click လုပ္ပါ။ New > DWORD Value ကိုေရြးပါ။
Value Name ကို DoReport လို႔နာမည္ေပးပါ။
Value Data: [0 = Don’t Send Reports / 1 = Do Send Reports]
Exit Registry and Reboot
ဒါဆိုရင္ Error Report ေတြကို ပိတ္ျပီးသား ျဖစ္ပါျပီ။

Friday, October 26, 2007

The Noble Eightfold Path of Buddha

"The Noble Eightfold Path of Buddha"
မဂၢင္ရွစ္ပါး
Right Understanding
Right Intention
Right Speech
Right Action
Right Livelihood
Right Effort
Right Mindfulness
Right Concentration

သမၼာဒိဌိ _ သစၥာေလးပါးျမတ္တရားကို ေကာင္းစြာသိျမင္ျခင္း
သမၼာသကၤေပၸါ _ ၀ိတက္သံုးပါးမွကင္း၍ ေကာင္းေသာအၾကံကို ၾကံျခင္း
သမၼာ၀ါစာ _ ၀စီဒုစရိုက္ေလးပါးမွၾကဥ္၍ ေကာင္းေသာစကားကို ဆိုျခင္း
သမၼာကမၼေႏ ၱာ _ ကာယဒုစရိုက္သံုးပါးမွၾကဥ္၍ ေကာင္းေသာအမႈကို လုပ္ျခင္း
သမၼာအာဇီေ၀ါ _ အဓမၼိက၀ါဏိဇၨငါးပါးမွၾကဥ္၍ အသက္ေမြးျခင္း
သမၼာ၀ါယာေမာ _ ကုသိုလ္တရားတို႔ကို ျဖစ္ေအာင္လံု႔လျပဳျခင္း
သမၼာသတိ _ နိ၀ရဏတရားစသည္တို႔ကို အဖန္ဖန္ေအာက္ေမ႔ျခင္း
သမၼာသမာဓိ _ ကုသိုလ္တရားတို႔ကို အာရံု၌ တည္ၾကည္ျမဲျမံစြာ ထားႏိုင္ျခင္း

Eightfold Path (Universal Widsom Foundation)
Album_Sicence & Buddhism(1998)
Song Source : http://www.buddhanet.net/audio-songs_english.htm

သီတင္းကၽြတ္လျပည္႔ အဘိဓမၼာအခါေတာ္ေန႔ အမွတ္တရ

Compassion(Buddhist Song)

Praise the Lord, Lord Buddha
Embrace the word
with Compassion

Praise the Lord, Lord Buddha
Maha karuniko natho
Hitaya sabbapaninam.
Translation : The Lord , the Great Compassion for welfare of all beings.

Source: http://www.buddhanet.net/audio-songs.htm

Pidgin,Multi-Protocol Instant Messaging Client

Gtalk သံုးလို႔ရတဲ႔ ပရိုဂရမ္တစ္ခု ျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ Gtalk အျပင္ yahoo,msn,ICQ,QQ,IRC,AIM စတဲ႔ chat programs အမ်ားကို Multiple Accounts နဲ႔ တျပိဳင္တည္း သံုးလို႔ရပါတယ္။ ေနာက္ဆံုးဗားရွင္းကို ဒီမွာ ေဒါင္းလုဒ္ခ်ႏိုင္ပါတယ္။ ၀င္းဒိုးမွာသံုးဖို႔ပါ။ တျခား system ေတြမွာလည္း အလုပ္လုပ္ပါတယ္။ Ubuntu ေနာက္ဆံုးဗားရွင္း 7.10 မွာ ပါျပီးသား package တစ္ခုျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ အရင္ကေတာ႔ Linux မွာ Gaim ကိုပဲ သံုးရပါတယ္။ အခု Pidgin နဲ႔က ပိုအဆင္ေျပပါတယ္။ Ubuntu 7.10 မွာ ေတြ႔လို႔ ၀င္းဒိုးအတြက္လည္း သံုးလို႔ရမရ ရွာရင္း ေတြ႔တာ။ Chat တက္ဖို႔အတြက္ taskbar မွာ Gtalk,yahoo,msn,qq,icq ေတြ စုျပံဳေနစရာမလိုေတာ႔ဘူး။ Pidgin တစ္ခုထဲနဲ႔ ထိန္းထားလို႔ရျပီ။ :)
သူ႔၀က္ဘ္ဆိုဒ္မွာ ေရးထားတာကိုလည္း သြားဖတ္ၾကည္႔ႏိုင္ပါတယ္။
Tips n Tweaks ေတြကိုေတာ႔ Pidgin Blog မွာ သြားဖတ္ႏိုင္ပါတယ္။

Friday, October 19, 2007

I Never Wear a Helmet , They Don't Look Cool

Public Awareness Advertisements
launched in Vietnam this summer


Lessons for Life

* Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
* Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or loaf all you want.
* When you say, "I love you," mean it.
* When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
* Believe in love at first sight.
* Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
* Love deeply and passionately. You may get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely.
* In disagreements, fight fairly. No name-calling.
* Don't judge people by their relatives, or by the life they were born into
* Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
* When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
* Follow the three Rs: Respect for self, Respect for others, Responsibility for all your actions.
* Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
* When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
* Spend some time alone.
* Open your arms to change but don't let go of your values.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Read more books. Television is no substitute.
* Trust in God but lock your car.
* A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. Do all you can to create a tranquil, harmonious home.
* In disagreements, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
* Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
* Mind your own business.
* If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. It is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
* Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
* Marry someone you like. Love can wear thin at times.

Source: http://members.shaw.ca/high5/01lessons.html

ဒီဘ၀ကို တစ္ၾကိမ္သာ ျဖတ္သန္းေပမည္

ဒီဘ၀ကို တစ္ၾကိမ္သာ ျဖတ္သန္းေပမည္
ထို႔ေၾကာင္႔
ငါေပးႏိုင္သမွ် ၾကင္နာမႈအားလံုး
ငါလုပ္ႏိုင္သမွ် ေကာင္းမႈအားလံုးကို
ယခုပင္ လုပ္ပါရေစ
မေရႊ႔ဆိုင္းမိပါေစႏွင္႔
မ်က္ကြယ္မျပဳမိပါေစႏွင္႔
ဒီဘ၀ကို တစ္ၾကိမ္သာ ျဖတ္သန္းမည္ျဖစ္ေသာေၾကာင္႔ပင္ ...

ဂ်ဴးရဲ႔ စာစုတစ္ခုကို ကၽြန္ေတာ္မွတ္မိသေလာက္ ျပန္ေရးထားတာျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ “ခ်စ္သူလား စကားတစ္ပြင္႔ပြင္႔ခဲ႔တယ္” ဆိုတဲ႔ စာအုပ္မွာလို႔ ထင္ပါတယ္။ ၀တၳဳ အစမွာ ေရးထားတာျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ မူရင္းကဗ်ာနဲ႔ ေရးသူကိုလည္း ေဖာ္ျပထားပါတယ္။ ကဗ်ာေရးသူကို မမွတ္မိလို႔ I shall not pass this way again ဆိုျပီး ဂူဂယ္လ္တာ မူကြဲေတြ အမ်ားၾကီးထပ္ထြက္လာပါတယ္။ Author Unknown ဆိုတာေတြကိုလည္း ေတြ႔ရပါတယ္။ ေနာက္တစ္ခုက ျပင္သစ္သာသနာျပဳ Stephen Grellet ေရးတာလို႔လည္း ေတြ႔တယ္။ William Penn လို႔လည္းေတြ႔တယ္။ William Ashmead Courtenay ရဲ႔ ေဆာင္ပုဒ္လို႔လည္း ေတြ႔တယ္။ ျပင္သစ္ကဗ်ာတစ္ခုကေန ျပန္ဆိုထားတာဆိုရင္ေတာ႔ Stephen Grellet ေရးတာျဖစ္မယ္လို႔ထင္ပါတယ္။ Stephen Grellet အေၾကာင္းက ၀ီကီမွာ ေထြေထြထူးထူး မရွိပါဘူး။ သူရဲ႔စာေပဘ၀ကိုလည္း မေတြ႔ရဘူး။ သူ႔ရဲ႔သာသနာျပဳဘ၀ကို တျခားသူေတြက ေရးထားတဲ႔စာအုပ္စာရင္းေတြကိုပဲ ေတြ႔ရပါတယ္။ Stephen Grellet ေရးတယ္ဆိုတာနဲ႔ တျခားမူကြဲမ်ားကို ဖတ္ၾကည္႔ပါ။ အလြန္အဓိပၸာယ္ရွိတဲ႔ ကဗ်ာေလးလို႔ ယူဆမိပါတယ္။ ဂ်ဴးရဲ႔ စာအုပ္ေတြ ေဆာင္းပါးေတြ အမ်ားစုကိုလည္း ၾကိဳက္ပါတယ္။

"I expect to pass through this world but once ;
Any good, therefore, that I can do ,
or any kindness I can show to any fellow creature,
let me do it now ; Let me not defer or neglect it ,
for I shall not pass this way again."
_Stephen Grellet (born Etienne de Grellet du Mabillier) (1773-1855)_

"I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good thing, therefore, that I can do or any kindness I can show to any fellow human being let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again."
_Stephen Grellet, 1773-1855 (French-born Quaker Minister)_

"I expect to pass through this life but once. Therefore, if there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do for another human being, let me do it now, for I shall not pass this way again."
_William Penn_

"I expect to pass through this world but once: if therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do, let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again."
_Quote of William Ashmead Courtenay_

"Through this toilsome world alas!
Once and only once I pass;
If a kindness I may show,
If a good deed I may do
For a suffering fellow man,
Let me do it while I can.
No delay, for it is plain
I shall not pass this way again!"
_Unknown_

Thursday, October 18, 2007

ေဆာင္းဦးရြက္ေၾကြ ေျမမွာေ၀

၂၀၀၇ ေဆာင္းဦးအမွတ္တရ






ေဆာင္းဦးရြက္ေၾကြ ေျမမွာေ၀ ႏွင္႔ ေဆာင္းဦးရြက္ေဟာင္း ေရာ္ရြက္ေညာင္းမ်ား

ကၽြန္ေတာ္ကိုယ္တိုင္ရိုက္ထားေသာ ဓာတ္ပံုမ်ား မဟုတ္ပါ။ :D

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